I’m glad you’re hearing these lyrics I’ve sent ya.
And also these beats that catch your attention.
It went from you don’t know what I meant
to can’t ya hear what I’m saying
the music that’s playing
is Critical Point Adventures.

I travel across to different dimensions.
The evil gets foiled just like I’m a fencer.
There’s one thing that I should mention, though.
This, this, this, this, this, this is Critical Point Adventures!

This is the start of the series.
If you’re not informed then you should be curious,
about what I’m sayin my theory is:
I take all my adventuring serious.

We’ll be touring to foreign lands,
you’ll be hearin bout more of the porous sand
in the desert of forty-two forest ants,
and the stories of petrified chorus plants.

You’re like “Huh? How can plants talk?”
And also they’re literally made of rock!
You look at the time it’s confusion o’clock.
Three, two, one, stop.

(Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock)

It isn’t time. Just sit back and watch.
Why? Cuz that info is locked.
Gimmie a sec. Uhh wait a minute,
why would a desert have ants from the forest in it?
I cannot tell you right now cuz the song isn’t finished yet,
so let’s get back in it.

You can’t trap me in a dungeon!
Your chance of success is too minimal!
If you try to catch me I’ll be runnin,
cuz the point of adventures is critical!
You’re attempting to catch me? It’s pitiful.
Here forever, this plant is perennial!
I see that you’re tryin,
but I think you’ll be dyin.
I feel like I’m flyin cuz I’m at my pinnacle.

I’m glad you’re hearing these lyrics I’ve sent ya.
And also these beats that catch your attention.
It went from you don’t know what I meant
to can’t ya hear what I’m saying
the music that’s playing
is Critical Point Adventures.

I travel across to different dimensions.
The evil gets foiled just like I’m a fencer.
There’s one thing that I should mention though.
This, this, this, this, this, this is Critical Point Adventures!

I think it’s time for some foreshadow.
All of this time I’m thinking my sword’s metal.
Of course it’s metal!
I’m forcing my stomach to settle.
There’s never been sign of a fourth petal!
I don’t know where I got Clover,
mighta come from a sorcerer’s kettle.
Then I hit the fourth meadow.

????????? ???? ?? ??? ???? ??????.
????????? ??’? ???? ???????.

When we explore we could stumble on feasts!
Would you look at these goblins, there’s twenty at least!
They be searching for somethin but it isn’t peace,
or at least that’s my hunch when they call out the beast!

I’m like ”wait a minute, didn’t expect to meet em!”
but as soon as I see them
they be lookin for a fight. Don’t try to read em,
all they see is the food that can feed em!

‘Ey! We hittin that tap tap,
cuz you know they’re clumped like a rat pack. Freedom!
‘Ey! We try to run fast back
but you know that ?? use ???? to ???? em!

That’s confusing!
Yeah but to me it’s completely amusing.
All of the tricky techniques are the ones that I’m using.
If half of your brain is forward, the other half backwards, there’s nothing that you could be losing.

I’m just cruising, and who knows,
we might find a room with sacks of gold!
This adventure is looming. Save the world,
and if we do then,
I don’t know,
but I guess my theory is proven.

I’m glad you’re hearing these lyrics I’ve sent ya.
And also these beats that catch your attention.
It went from you don’t know what I meant
to can’t ya hear what I’m saying
the music that’s playing
is Critical Point Adventures.

I travel across to different dimensions.
The evil gets foiled just like I’m a fencer.
There’s one thing that I should mention though.
This, this, this, this, this, this is Critical Point Adventures!